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Here are a few Yo Mama jokes, don't take them personally.
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Yo mama so fat she hitch-hikes on dump trucks
Yo mama so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over WalMart and landed right on Target.
Yo mama so fat that she needs a sock for each toe
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat shes got her own gravational pull
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat everytime someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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